molasses-feet:

anywigwilldo:

flygoing:

she likes carrying around random rags for no reason

This is actually a common trait of golden retrievers! They’ll do it with toys, socks, rags, etc. Holding things in their mouths acts kind of like a pacifier to them and is much like a coping mechanism to help them handle their emotions (both good and bad). Our golden usually grabs our socks and carries them around when happy to see us, or when she gets scared or embarrassed.

my saint bernard carries our bras over to her spot when she misses us

me:

you:

sharkalanche:

triphopfightsback replied to your photo “handling font choices like an adult”

also, why the hell does ‘dickbutt’ look so much better in serif fonts?????
zach istg literally what is your deal dickbutt obviously looks better in sans serif

honestly ive looked at the word so much now it doesnt even look real anymore

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in high school i studied vocab while walking on the treadmill it really helped something about getting your blood flowing or something

only problem is all the words are super esoteric and literary like my book says “you don’t need to know the exact definitions, just the general meanings/connotations!” and then one of the questions that they give is “this dude was sanguine. he made everyone see the silver linings so much that it was almost ____” and I picked ‘palpable’ but it was really ‘coruscate’, which means ‘gleaming’ and apparently made sense because silver clouds glow or something. so, basically, what the fuck

eternalstarblaze:

amieworkbench:

every day of my life i laugh about sonic maurice hedgehog

So that’s what people are talking about when they say “smh”…

eternalstarblaze:

amieworkbench:

every day of my life i laugh about sonic maurice hedgehog

So that’s what people are talking about when they say “smh”…

iwriteaboutfeminism:

#Community

i still can’t believe the arctic monkeys were on last night’s episode of big brother